Friday, October 23, 2009

Mass Effect Revisited

In 2007, I made a large investment into my recreation time; I bought an Xbox 360. It was a great investment too, and after only a few months (and about a grand spent), I had a decent library of great games to choose from. Not only that, but the games released between then and 2009 seemed to rarely disappoint. “Force Unleashed” aside, I was able to spend countless hours wasting my life, and I couldn’t be more thankful.

Being almost 2010, it has come to the point where some of these games that started the cycle are now releasing sequels, and the game I want to focus on for this post is Mass Effect.

In late 2007, Bioware and Microsoft unveiled a game that would change the way we think about RPGs. Sure, when you think about RPGs, you quickly go to the idea of near motionless characters taking turns striking the air, causing a number to pop into the air denoting your effectiveness of that attack; but this is not the case here. Instead, you fought in a mixture of Knights of the Old Republic (a former Bioware product) and Gears of War. This brand of adventure allowed you to cut down enemies while being able to halt the combat to use special abilities that could either sabotage a weapon or disrupt shields. In addition, you were able to position your party using simple commands on the control pad, allowing you to effectively command your troops without needing to control them specifically. Finally, the story of the game rivals that of a great Star Trek episode or any miniseries on Sci-Fi network, and that just makes it a must have for any Sci-Fi Geek. Oh, and it had a sex scene in it that pissed off Fox News, so you know this game is truly a diamond.

With a sequel slated for release in 2009, I have been able to take time to revisit this truly magnificent product, and I can’t wait for Mass Effect 2 to hit the shelves on January 26. So, until then, here’s a link to buy and watch the trailers:

http://www.amazon.com/Mass-Effect-2-Xbox-360/dp/B001TORSII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=videogames&qid=1256265446&sr=8-1

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dear Costco,

Costco, I love you no more.  While you are so incising with seemingly endless collection of things to buy from silverware to computers to food to clothes, I find myself distressed when I start to think about our relationship.  You are better than Sam’s Club, that’s for sure, but that does not make you as awesome as so many may say.  You do have awesome stuff.  Where else can I get enough toilet paper to last me until the end of time for so little money?  Just the other day I bought some microwavable instant noodle bowls from your store, which are delicious by the way, but I stand here looking at them now thinking “Why did I buy these?”

And there is the rub, Costco.  I don’t know why I keep buying things from you.  For everything I buy that I actually need, like a package of 30 AA batteries, I buy two or three stupid things that I don’t need.  I don’t need instant noodle bowls or the pocket multitool.  I don’t a trash can that will open when I wave my hand in front of it.  No, Costco, I don’t need these things.

Costco, I love you no more.

Friday, October 16, 2009

The Battle for My Cyber Surfing Soul (Round 9ish)

Ok. So, the Cardinals won’t be there in the end. Get over it; I have. (First though, I do have to say that I’ve never seen such public fervor for a guy getting plunked in the ol’ boys. Sorry, Matt Holliday.)

So, I’ve been browsing the internet for the better part of the decade now, and I have realized that though there are several different browsers available only a few have ever seemed viable. I first started out using AOL’s service, but soon realized the clutter nature of a computer screen was inconvenient, if not annoying (I don’t care if I have fucking mail!). After that, I was using Internet Explorer, and soon after that, Firefox was an option. Recently, I had been using the new Google chrome, but that soon changed whenever Chrome had problems with flash players, and would not even be able to run the NFL Rewind from www.nfl.com (A wonderful way to watch past games online. I think I’ve watched Tom Brady blow out his knee 20 times with this spectacular service). Firefox always seemed a little bit better at handling the pop ups than Internet Explorer, but recent editions seem to run slow (not to mention, getting about as naggy as AOL about the addons and toolbars). And something just never seemed right about Explorer.

So, the battle wages on; which one will ever exert their dominance upon the masses (oh, and you mac safari users can shut the fuck up; that program is dog shit). For now (for me), it is Firefox version 49.2 or whatever.

Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. That may be an eventual podcast topic. So sportsnat…er…Just BS asks:

Did President Obama Deserve To Win The Nobel Prize?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Angels vs. Twins

That would truly be Bud Selig’s ALCS nightmare. With the NFL in full swing, it would be hard to believe that many people would stay up till 1 am who live outside those two cities. Hopefully, that won’t happen, and we will get another Sox/Yanks match up. No one hates the disparity of monetary depth between baseball teams more than I do, but I will acknowledge that these two teams have fielded the only games that have mattered this year. The Cards may be left when it’s all done, but give me a good ALCS, and no one will care who wins the World Series…and that’s a good thing. Oh, tune in tomorrow; the playoffs begin (not that anyone noticed).