Navy allows women on submarines, Village People cry foul

The US Navy will be allowing women to serve on submarines if Sec. of Defense Robert Gates has his way. The ban has prevented women on subs for over a century. What I am waiting for now is the first birth on a Naval submarine. Perhaps all women who serve on the subs will be subject to pregnancy tests and be forced to take contraceptive pills. Or nothing major could happen at all and the Navy can get back to doing what they do best: killing people.