Predictions for 2011

Since everyone else in the world gets to predict what will be happening in the coming year, I'm going to take a crack at it as well.  Here goes:

1. Cthulhu will be discovered to be real.  However, it will be in the form of a kitten and will be humanly destroyed by an animal shelter.
2. M. Night Shyamalan will direct another movie.  And just like 95% of the other ones, it will suck.
3. Flying cars will still not be a reality.
4. Lindsay Lohan will be in rehab, released, and then arrested again.  I will still not care, Google News.
5. The Nintendo Wii will be awesome after the release of a game people actually want to play for more than 4 hours.
6. California won't break off from the North American continent.  Instead, Texas will.
7. The Wizard, my dog, will actually turn out to be a wizard and turn me into a newt in my sleep.
8. Hobbes, my other dog, will hump The Wizard until he turns me back.  Note, both are male dogs and fixed.
9. Updating Windows will stop being such a bitch.
10. The economic downturn will hit the World of Warcraft causing wide spread unemployment in Azeroth and massive inflation.

Pretty good predictions, if I don't say so myelf.