Coors Light Home Draft system: A Review

The Coors Light Home Draft system is a gimmick.  Coors Light isn't good if it comes out of a can, bottle, or a home draft system.  The neatest part of the whole thing is the carbon dioxide pressurization system used to carbonate and serve the beer.  The cost per ounce ratio is higher than buying a thirty pack.

Honestly, I've already said more than the thing deserves.  The system sucks. Brad's grade: D-

Ten Things To Do With Your Time Better Than Going To See The Re-release Of Avatar 3D

10.  Burp your Tupperware

9.  Learn to speak pig Latin fluently.

8.  Learn to speak Klingon fluently.

7.  Call your family.  Not your mom, but that crazy uncle everyone tries to avoid like the swine flu.

6.  Open a package of staples and straighten every one.

5.  Actually open your textbooks.

4.  Actually start reading your textbooks.

3.  Watch Disney’s Pocahontas.  It’s like watching the abridged, musical version of Avatar without the headache inducing 3D or all the blue people.

2.  Undergo waterboarding.

1.  Go to see Eat Pray Love.  At least it isn’t Avatar.

Top Ten Ways You Can Tell A School Year at KU Has Started

10) You can't walk thirty feet without overhearing a student asking for directions to a building their class is in.

9) You can distinctly distinguish the fraternity and sorority pledges from the general population.

8) People are still excited about the dinning opportunities on campus.

7) You can't find a spot to park anywhere near campus.

6) If you do find a spot to park near campus, you will get a ticket, warranted or not.

5) The number of Facebook status updates is higher than the Dow Jones industrial average.

4) All Lawrence bar's drink specials are chalked on the sidewalks.

3) You have better chances winning the Powerball than finding an empty piece of gym equipment in the Rec center.

2) The number of STD cases skyrockets at Watkins.

1) The student body thinks they have a chance at a great football season.