Thursday, August 19, 2010

Top Ten Ways You Can Tell A School Year at KU Has Started

10) You can't walk thirty feet without overhearing a student asking for directions to a building their class is in.

9) You can distinctly distinguish the fraternity and sorority pledges from the general population.

8) People are still excited about the dinning opportunities on campus.

7) You can't find a spot to park anywhere near campus.

6) If you do find a spot to park near campus, you will get a ticket, warranted or not.

5) The number of Facebook status updates is higher than the Dow Jones industrial average.

4) All Lawrence bar's drink specials are chalked on the sidewalks.

3) You have better chances winning the Powerball than finding an empty piece of gym equipment in the Rec center.

2) The number of STD cases skyrockets at Watkins.

1) The student body thinks they have a chance at a great football season.

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