Ten Things To Do With Your Time Better Than Going To See The Re-release Of Avatar 3D

10.  Burp your Tupperware

9.  Learn to speak pig Latin fluently.

8.  Learn to speak Klingon fluently.

7.  Call your family.  Not your mom, but that crazy uncle everyone tries to avoid like the swine flu.

6.  Open a package of staples and straighten every one.

5.  Actually open your textbooks.

4.  Actually start reading your textbooks.

3.  Watch Disney’s Pocahontas.  It’s like watching the abridged, musical version of Avatar without the headache inducing 3D or all the blue people.

2.  Undergo waterboarding.

1.  Go to see Eat Pray Love.  At least it isn’t Avatar.